July 14,2011
These are the famous words that my grandmother always told me each and every morning while i was getting dressed for school at her house, she'd always told me to never leave the house without putting on clean undies incase i got hit by a bus while walking to school.. and at a young age i always thought.. whats the chance they'd stay clean if i got hit by a bus?? oh well, this is my thought for the day because i took her advice this morning like usual, and I was out running errands this morning bright and early.. but the annoying thing was i must have grabbed a pair that are slightly looser because i'm a bit smaller thanks to Isagenix and i put on a cute little flowy type summer dress to head to the mall, well when your a woman on a mission trying to get these errands taken care of, and your usually not a flowy summer dress type of person, and your undies are sliding down because your butt and hips are getting smaller, and you cannot keep hauling these dang undies up without looking?? idk like your having an undie crisis.. picture it, i didn't bring my purse, i got my cell, keys, money and hair products in my hands and arms.. i'm trying to sqeeze my butt to lock these damn undies in place, well half in place cause they were sliding!! i'm leaning to the left to trap them with my elbow against my hip!! trying not to loose the battle with these damn things, i'm dropping stuff trying to put stuff onto shelves to get a free thumb and forefinger to pull these suckers back up.. all the while lifting a bit at a time to not lift my flowy sundress to high so someone might see whats causing me so much grief.. well lets just say after paying i shuffled to the washroom to ditch those damn undies.. And as i'm walking thru the mall to leave i'm faced with a NEW set of problems.. (1) i'm hoping that my sundress is still DOWN and flowy (eeekk)(2) that theres not as much wind blowing as when i came into the mall! and (3) I'm praying to god and my grandmother (god rest&bless her soul) that i DO NOT get hit by anything in the parking lot on the way to my car.. Well sorry for the TMI scenario of my errand run from hell!! Take care.. ps: i can't beleive i left the mall without buying new undies!! oh well that'll be a day out shopping with friends that includes going for breakfast at Cora's..LOL
:)
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