If I blow you a Kiss

Look around and pay attention a bit, have you noticed how Rude, inconsiderate and plain ole snotty people are lately?? well if you answered "No" to this then you should hobble around on crutches or roll your broken body around in a wheel chair for awhile and you will be sadly awakened to see what i am talking about!! It's been 4 weeks and i am so SICK of able bodies cutting in front of me while i'm rolling around with a broken ankle sticking out in front of me, I LOVE it when you BEEP your horn while my dads pulled over out of the way getting a wheelchair out of the trunk so we (my mom & me) can move head into get groceries (i really hope you feel like an ass when you see a wheelchair being opened up, because you beeped BEFORE you got a clue).. and thanks for holding the door open for me while i was on crutches today, oops sorry you didn't!! ya i remember, i was going to push the handicap automatic door button but you cut in front of my hand while looking at me to open the door, so i was so grateful when you let go of the door after you went out!! Oh and the best one yet is i LOVE it when i'm out of the way with my leg propped up to bring down the swelling in my foot and 4 kids run around me like i'm a freaking obsticle course.. No you can't jump over my leg!! stop actting like a pack of wild animals and where the heck are your parents??!! So this all happened in 2 days, but the KIDS were the boiling point today.. So if i blow you a kiss, consider yourself some lucky!! your lucky i dont't have a walking cast and can't catch up to you to kick your selfish ass, or your lucky that i can't put weight on my cast because i'd LOVE to smack you upside the head with my crutch!! Thanks for reading, hope you had a laugh, and watch out i have 2 weeks left in this cast.. lol (but like i said, i'll be blowing people kiss's if needed i hope they "get it")

Time to start again!!

Ok, i'm finished with my pain meds, and sick of being stuck on the couch unable to move around, i've got 2 more weeks in THIS cast, so i'll be starting Isagenix again, i'm hopping on the scale tomorrow to see what kind of damage has been done, i haven't used any Isagenix products other than shakes every now and then for the past 7 months, and since i broke my ankle 1 month ago i haven't been walking or skating!! and now that i think about it i've got 3 months before i leave on vacation.. I'll keep you's posted

ok, so we're NOT like couples on tv

Ok, well you know i'm stuck home not very mobile right now, and i always thought how awesome it would be to just hang out me and my husband for like 1 day just chill together in our pj's laying around in bed with enough pillows to sit around and watch movies, read, or eat treats in bed.. you know just how it looks in the movies.. WELL, we tried it for a couple of hours, and he's lucky he's still ALIVE or i can't leave the house and DRIVE, because yeah it wasn't awesome!! we fought over the remote, we can't watch the same station (well that's all his fault because he keeps flicking!!) i can't get compfy with this cast, and he now HATES getting up to get me shit!! plus we don't have any "treats" in this damn house.. ok i have a better plan next time.. next time i make sure i have treats / flavored coffee cream / chinese takeout or something good in the house, dvd's that I want to watch.. AND THE HOUSE TO MYSELF!! he doesn't come home from work early EVER, today was a learning experience!!.. LOL

O/km to ?? in 6 weeks

Ok if you haven't heard I broke my ankle last week at Roller Derby practice.. So i'm blogging to you from a horizontal position, leg propped up in the air buzzing on pain meds. A broken ankle kinda sucks!! i'm basically stuck on the main living floor of the house, if i go upstairs i'm getting up there on my hands and knees, then crawling or hopping around (ya not fun) oh and i'm sliding down the stairs on my Ass, i remember sliding down being funner when i was younger (then again i wasn't in pain and wearing a cast), OH and forget trying to get down into my basement, i'll leave that to my Mom, she's been a BIG help. 1 more week until this first cast comes off and staples are removed (ok my stomach just turned, yuck).. it's SO much easier on the stomach when crap like this happens to someone else.. lol, even now the swelling and pressure applied from the cast is NOT FUN!! Well i'll keep you's updated and try to get some pics up here, oh well it's easier to get my Isagenix shakes in and avoid takeout or processed foods.. i can't drive!! or stand long enough to cook, and since the fam is not into cooking they can at least measure and shake!! mind you it took some explaining.. can you imagine!! OMG i'm in trouble (and thier in for a rude awakening as well). ttyl